Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Jenny McCarthy is a Scary Lady.

Jenny McCarthy is a scary, scary lady. She isn't your typical scary gal (unusual facial features, unapproachable attitude, larger-than-desired size, etc.) She is a new breed of scary lady: a doofus-lady with a huge social platform.

No- her aesthetics don't bother me all that much, rather the massive platform she has to toss her indecencies to the people of America like shitty candy at a daft parade.
Before I start my rant on her most recent antics, I’ll provide a little history on Ms. McCarthy: 
Jenny McCarthy began her career most notably as Playboy Magazine's Playmate of the year in '93. She then moved on to work as a video jockey for MTV in ’94. This opened the doors for her to work many other careers in media including the host of dating show Singled Out, multiple appearances on WWF, and most recently one of the hosts of the popular talk show The View.

First and foremost- how is this woman even slightly qualified to discuss social issues on national television? I am by no means sweeping her accomplishments under the rug OR suggesting her career in nude modeling makes her unintelligent.

The only reason that seems possibly plausible for her copious presence on the daytime talk show is her promotion of anti-vaccination in children and autism activism.

McCarthy has a young son who has been diagnosed with autism. She has famously claimed that the cause of her son’s autism is due to vaccinations. McCarthy speculates that mercury in vaccines is the cause of autism.

McCarthy’s claims seem bogus to me, seeing as there is much scientific evidence proving so. However, I am in no position to possibly prove it to be true or false. And I do feel for her…if I had a child with autism, I would search for answers, too.

But I do think the manner and intensity in which she provokes these claims is not smart. She is literally directing the people of America to stop vaccinating their children. Once again, I am no scientist, but this seems as much of a danger as the possibility of autism.
A woman with that sort of social platform directing the mothers of the world to stop vaccinating their children is SCARY AS HELL.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGW4a96GqGc

However, this isn’t even the biggest issue I have with Jenny McCarthy. The biggest idiocrasy about Jenny McCarthy is during her free time (not hosting a talk show or trash-talking vaccines and doctors) she promotes the electronic cigarette. Let’s have a look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk7LeC_1-IA

Someone who can refer to an e-cig as ‘sexy’ and ‘hot’ seems to be a mastermind at convincing the target audience of the product. I’m sure every 16-year-old girl who watched that commercial wanted to run out to Walgreens and purchase an e cig so they could be beautiful and sexy like Jenny McCarthy.

More importantly, electronic cigarettes are still questionable. There is no way these things are actually healthy for you. The FDA has come under fire because as e cig popularity increases, it seems the addiction for them does as well.

http://www.smdailyjournal.com/articles/lnews/2014-04-01/e-cigarettes-a-benefit-or-health-risk-congress-called-to-regulate-industry-representatives-frustrated/1776425120708.html

Jenny McCarthy is a new level of hypocrite that I have yet to witness in my life (hats off to you, McCarthy.)

So- you can imagine my distress on Monday March 31st, when Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd decided to suggest Lena Dunham of popular HBO series Girls gets naked for ratings.
McCarthy and Shepherd appeared on The View topless squawking, “Maybe we’ll get higher ratings, too.”

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql9EoWATImk

Discussing my feelings on Lena Dunham and Girls would be opening up a can of worms…so I will just say I think the nudity involved on Girls has NOTHING to do with ratings, and all to do with progressive movement.

The fact that Jenny McCarthy would suggest otherwise proves that she is a simple-minded fool who would so blindly discriminate against her own gender. So for whatever reason, we have put this simple mind on an actual talk show that has actual viewers to make actual claims.

My response to Jenny McCarthy’s tactless stunt Monday on The View is that I so deeply wish she would stick to what she’s good at: Promoting electronic cigarettes and giving people who like to say 'dumb broad' an easy target.

Honestly, this woman’s existence truly scares me. I just hope she has enough hours in the day to raise her son, host a talk show, deny science, sell electronic cigarettes, halt the women’s movement, and keep up that sugary sweet and sexy appearance.

Godspeed, Jenny.

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